If you thought you were done with the drama/stupidity of a banger thrown onto the pitch when Celtic played St. Mirren the other night, strap yourself in. Hearts & Hibs fans have spent the afternoon trying to outdo each other with pyrotechnics.

Both sets of fans have let off smoke bombs after their teams scored. Then for some strange reason, a coconut came into the equation.

We don’t even want to fathom a guess why someone has tucked a coconut into their matchday preparations. The coconut is the sane part of this story, believe it or not, a seagull dropped a dead squirrel off at Hampden last summer.

The seagull’s motives were never discovered as he was not available for an interview. It is believed Scott Brown has a pet seagull and runs a coconut farm from a property he owns in Edinburgh.



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