If you thought you were done with the drama/stupidity of a banger thrown onto the pitch when Celtic played St. Mirren the other night, strap yourself in. Hearts & Hibs fans have spent the afternoon trying to outdo each other with pyrotechnics.
Both sets of fans have let off smoke bombs after their teams scored. Then for some strange reason, a coconut came into the equation.
Hearts Vs Hibs… Who takes a fucking coconut to a game? Only Scotlandhttps://t.co/z5Xej70TVn
— Scott Simpson (@HardcoreMilkman) April 6, 2019
We don’t even want to fathom a guess why someone has tucked a coconut into their matchday preparations. The coconut is the sane part of this story, believe it or not, a seagull dropped a dead squirrel off at Hampden last summer.
90' We've seen some strange things at Hampden but St Mirren keeper Craig Samson has just been forced to remove what looks like a dead squirrel dropped onto the pitch by a seagull. Entertainment at its best.
— Queen's Park FC (@queensparkfc) July 24, 2018
The seagull’s motives were never discovered as he was not available for an interview. It is believed Scott Brown has a pet seagull and runs a coconut farm from a property he owns in Edinburgh.