Celtic have unveiled ambitious plans that will see them further renovate the are around Celtic Park. One massive takeaway from their proposals to GCC is a hotel they plan on building outside the ground. This has got our minds working overtime, a hotel at Celtic Park! This can’t just be called Celtic Park Hotel surely, we have an imaginative support, and I’m sure a plethora of ideas will be put forward but here are some from CeltsAreHere.com – Oh and if anyone from he club is reading, if you decide to take one of these we will wave any fee due to us!


Can you envision the advertising campaign round a hotel named the Henrik Larss-inn?! IT IS SENSATIONAL!

Naming the hotel after our finest foreign player would make us giddy. We imagine that we would have Henrik Larsson in residence and every night at 9 pm he would regale hotel guests with stories of hunskelpery.


Right across from Paradise, why not have Paradise City – East End Chapter. After spending a day walking about the East End, shopping in Home bargains and drinking the local tonic, why not put your feet up and relax at Paradise City. A room facing Paradise to set the mood with you and your partner!


Of course, they should call it Cesars Palace! Barring a massive lawsuit from some mickey mouse outfit in Vegas, Celtic really need to run with our third idea. A hotel named after our most famous captain with the logo encapsulating our finest hour. We’re laughing with all these names but, seriously Celtic; you better call it Ceasars Palace! Suppose we can get around trademark infringement by using the proper spelling for the big man’s nickname – Cesar’s palace.


Ok, we didn’t come up with this one. It’s the internet you have to thank for this logo. BAD INTERNET! We aren’t bookmakers, but we’re willing to take bets off anyone who thinks the new Celtic hotel will be called this. Let’s move on.


A nod to a certain fan base out there who are spitting at Celtic’s plans. Pedro’s place, for leisure or business, as long as the business is state aid related. We believe if the new Celtic hotel were called Pedro’s place it would have a Peter Lawwell money fountain, spraying out 10-pound notes while laughing profusely on repeat. Not a bad way to go….

I trust the Celtic marketing department will be in touch to flesh out these fantastic ideas.

Do you have a good name for the new hotel? Share it! We promise we won’t pass it off as our own.