Yes, the headline is sarcastic! Not click bait but if it baited you into clicking then shame on you, you should want to read our top notch reporting regardless of the headline ;).
Anyway, Patrick Roberts scored another two top quality goals last night against Thistle, making him the SIXTH Celtic player to score over ten goals this season. We just can’t believe the audacity of the young Englishman, how dare he keep showing us how good he is as his time at Celtic looks to be coming to an end.
I’m aware Celtic are trying to sort some kind of deal out to keep Paddy here for at least another season but until told otherwise Paddy is heading back south and it hurts our hearts just a little bit.
The player has come on leaps and bounds under Rodgers and his ability on the ball has had Celtic fans on their feet all season.
Scoring a brace last night was enough for the raucous Celtic away support to chant “sign him up” – we endorse this chant 100%.
There’s an old saying, ‘you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone’ but in the case of Paddy Roberts we do know what we’ve got and that’s exactly why we DON’T want him to be gone.
Head over heart sees him back down south after the cup final, Heart over head sees him sign up and move in with Kieran Tierney’s family – perhaps starting an ‘Only way is Celtic’ reality TV show so we can all get more time with Paddy and Kieran when the fitbaw isn’t on.
But if he’s dead set on heading back down south then we take it back, our headline was correct – How very dare you show how brilliant you are just before leaving!
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