Never a dull day in Scottish football, even when two of the Glasgow sides have left the country.

With Celtic in Dubai and The Rangers in Florida living the dream in America’s answer to the Champions League you would think we would have a quiet couple of weeks but the show must go on.

Today, we saw a snot wiping Gers player seemingly blowing his nose on a pair of shorts with the Ibrox clubs logo emblazoned on them as he finalised his loan deal in Mexico. Maybe, the shorts were just for comfort or Pena’s allergies were acting up.

Moving swiftly on, Joe Allen to Celtic speculation grew as Oddschecker slashed the price on The Potters star reuniting with his former Liverpool gaffer. Of course, take this with a large pinch of salt or maybe the whole shaker! The guy’s fee and wages are both off the charts, talk like that could put Peter Lawwell into a catatonic state!

In between, we saw Jamie Walker move from Hearts to Wigan for a nominal fee.

Oh, and last but not least, due to a lot of money being put on The Rangers being relegated, betting has now been suspended on it and the club hitting administration.

Have I seen this movie before?